Kid Zone

I received the following e-mail from my father. I figured it needed to be shared:


"While choosing cereal at Target yesterday, I heard this dialogue from over the shelf.  This is unedited.

Child's voice: You want it?

Smaller child's voice: Yes.

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Woman's voice (presumably the mother):  STOP IT!

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Woman's voice:  STOP IT!!!

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Woman's voice: STO-O-O-O-O-O-P IT!!!

(repeat the above ad infinitum)

As we walked across the parking lot, I imagined:  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...Yes.  You want it?...

(Sound of automatic weapon tearing through the shelves and displays and the flesh of shoppers, general shrieks of agony, blood spattering the inside of the glass door enclosure...then.....silence.)

(pause)

Little voice:  You want it?...

Other little voice:  Yes...

(giggles)"