There's no sense denying it. All of us, at some point or another, have woken up and said to ourselves : "Gosh darn it. All my life, I've suffered from the gnawing pain of the soul that can only result from the lack of a good baby to shave."
None of us should have to suffer any longer. The Chinese toy industry understands that. They have heard our cries, and responded:
I was alerted to this revolutionary item by reader Steve, to whom I am much indebted. It's not every day you find a shaveable baby of this caliber. Thank goodness Asia saw fit to provide us one. In the West, you just TRY finding such a quality item outside of your hoity-toity high-end snottypants shaveable baby retailer such as Bergdorf Goodman or Harrods.
I'm glad I could relieve your pain.