Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Shave the day

There's no sense denying it.  All of us, at some point or another, have woken up and said to ourselves : "Gosh darn it.  All my life, I've suffered from the gnawing pain of the soul that can only result from the lack of a good baby to shave."

None of us should have to suffer any longer.  The Chinese toy industry understands that.  They have heard our cries, and responded:

I was alerted to this revolutionary item by reader Steve, to whom I am much indebted.  It's not every day you find a shaveable baby of this caliber.  Thank goodness Asia saw fit to provide us one.  In the West, you just TRY finding such a quality item outside of your hoity-toity high-end snottypants shaveable baby retailer such as Bergdorf Goodman or Harrods.

I'm glad I could relieve your pain.


The Old Wolf said...
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The Old Wolf said...

Piffle, tuffle, and balderdash. If you were up on happenings over at the Couch, you would have seen this appear a couple of years ago... ;^P

Anonymous said...

It is sort of nice to know that, yes, I can shave the baby. I don't really want to, but I've always said you can never have too many options.

Nicola said...

I know, right?