Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Vive la marionnette

Yes, I'm preparing for finals and all that, but I break for important news.  By which I mean, "puppet smut."

On which note, this just in, from a company selling puppets.  I want to stress that (a) this is a professional enterprise and (b) I reprint this verbatim.

"Choose From:
Dual Entry Full/Half Body Puppets: Enter in through the bottom of the torso for behind the stage use, or through the back for vent-style use. Great for audiences of 250 or less.
Single Entry Removable Legs Puppets: [...] May be a little harder to operate for small puppeteers. Entry only through the bottom makes it a bit harder to use when not behind the stage."

It so happens that they're selling these for ministry purposes, but obviously I wouldn't be unwise enough to mention that.


Anonymous said...

I've been a fan of the Single Entry Removable Legs Puppets ever since they toured with Toad the Wet Sprocket in '94.

michael- said...

good lord girl, i just had an acid flashback of Being John Malkovich. Puppets play on my subconscious in hitherto unknown ways...