Yes, I'm preparing for finals and all that, but I break for important news. By which I mean, "puppet smut."
On which note, this just in, from a company selling puppets. I want to stress that (a) this is a professional enterprise and (b) I reprint this verbatim.
Dual Entry Full/Half Body Puppets: Enter in through the bottom of the torso for behind the stage use, or through the back for vent-style use. Great for audiences of 250 or less.
Single Entry Removable Legs Puppets: [...] May be a little harder to operate for small puppeteers. Entry only through the bottom makes it a bit harder to use when not behind the stage."
It so happens that they're selling these for ministry purposes, but obviously I wouldn't be unwise enough to mention that.