This is what happens when you're not paying 100% attention.
Overheard on the news today, while at work:
" ... and in Florida, Star Wars fans show off their enormous asses."
This could not have been what the perky news anchor REALLY said. Um ... right?
Anybody who was watching the Portland, Maine NBC affiliate news today, feel free to back me up.
At any rate, I thank God, just in case, that I had my back turned to the TV at the time.