So, as many of you know, I'm doing this puppet show, The Golden Stoat. In which, the puppets have breakfast. Which necessitated a tea set. So I went to the toy store:
SALESLADY: Can I help you?
ME: Yes, I'm, ah, looking for something in a tea set. Do you have one?
SALESLADY: (beat) Yes. (longer beat) For ... children.
Don't judge, lady. I gots puppets. And they hold grudges.