Puppets!

I've gone into business! As STOAT & CO. - Custom Puppets ! !

That's right.  Want a puppet? Custom-made, at a low low price? Sure you do.  Click on the tab above. Go on.  Cliiiiiick ... iiiiiiit ! ! !

Or else: BANJO MUSIC! BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA ! ! !

I'm sorry I had to do that.  It's for your own good, honestly.

Since you asked, I can be reached at thesnarkascending@gmail.com.